9 February, 2012

Spider Plant Man

This is a good one! A Spiderman spoof by Rowan Atkinson.. Brit Style :)

Interested in Part 2? [Read more...]

Stand Up Comedian

Do you get the chance to watch any stand up comedy from where you live? I never got much opportunity to watch much stand up comedy anywhere but since the emergence of the Youtube’s and MetaCafe’s we are spoil for choices.

I remember the first time i heard of Russell Peters, he was soo good that he had a serious following here! You would hear people saying things like “Somebody’s gonna get hurt real bad”.

Below are a list of some of the other superb stand up’s that are available on Youtube. [Read more...]

Everybody Loves Obama

Something that was produced and paid for by the John McCain camp. Pretty cool eh!

Btw – I got this from the John McCain Youtube channel :)

NO HARM TELLING SOME LIES

This is a nice one that a friend of mine sent me via email

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: “I will choose my own bride!”

Father: “But the girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.”

Son: “Well, in that case…ok”

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”

Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”

Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”

Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”

President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”

Father: “But this young man is Bill Gate’s son-in-law.”

President: “Ah, in that case…ok”

Moral : Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything, just tell lies appropriately
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Dentist Joke

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.“Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked.

“No, I don’t,” she replied.

“Well,” he spoofed, “there’s a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.”

She didn’t crack a smile.

“Oh, well. I tried,” he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

“What’s so funny?” he asked

“I was just envisioning how condoms are made!”

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!

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