This is another email that i got that gives you a inside of the brain of the “fairer” sex.Yea its all messed up but can you imagine if this wasn’t the case? We would have a would of Yes and No’s!! So, my 3 legged species friends…memorize this and it may come in handy!
1. Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm.. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8. Whatever:
Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.
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