Got this email from a friend, just had to share it :
1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I can’t remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factor
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask [...]

This is superb!! George Carlin on the ten commandments
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This one’s for all you Star Wars fans out there. Darth Vader stole the stage again as usual but this time through MJ’s triller. A must watch!!
Author: Danesh

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Would you drop a Porsche Boxter? That’s exactly what a Finnish radio station NRJ did for publicity. The radio station lifted the Porsche to a height of 30 meters using a crane before letting it free fall to the ground.
Source: carscoop

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This is a nice one that a friend of mine sent me via email
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my [...]

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.“Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked.
“No, I don’t,” she replied.
“Well,” he spoofed, “there’s a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and [...]

Check this one one! Classic ;)[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI[/youtube]
Morale of the Story : Don’t play be ear when its a contest on live tv!

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 What if these guys actually fly the planes
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE1rE2vxUyM[/youtube]

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The divorce of Anton Popazov and his wife, Nataliya, is about to go through, but the couple are still contractually committed to the Moscow State Circus, where their act includes Nataliya’s shooting an apple off of Anton’s head with a crossbow. The Times of London asked Anton during a show in Sheffield, England, in February [...]

Check out this commercial by VW
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=vbcADoSz9bg&feature=related[/youtube]

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