George Carlin - Ten Commandments

This is superb!! George Carlin on the ten commandments

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Star Wars Dance Competition

This one’s for all you Star Wars fans out there. Darth Vader stole the stage again as usual but this time through MJ’s triller. A must watch!!

Author: Danesh

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Radio Station Drops Porsche Boxster from Crane

Would you drop a Porsche Boxter? That’s exactly what a Finnish radio station NRJ did for publicity. The radio station lifted the Porsche to a height of 30 meters using a crane before letting it free fall to the ground.

Source: carscoop

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NO HARM TELLING SOME LIES

This is a nice one that a friend of mine sent me via email

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: “I will choose my own bride!”

Father: “But the girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.”

Son: “Well, in that case…ok”

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”

Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”

Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”

Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”

President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”

Father: “But this young man is Bill Gate’s son-in-law.”

President: “Ah, in that case…ok”

Moral : Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything, just tell lies appropriately.

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Dentist Joke

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.“Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked.

“No, I don’t,” she replied.

“Well,” he spoofed, “there’s a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.”

She didn’t crack a smile.

“Oh, well. I tried,” he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

“What’s so funny?” he asked

“I was just envisioning how condoms are made!”

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!

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Ken Lee!

Check this one one! Classic ;)[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI[/youtube]

Morale of the Story : Don’t play be ear when its a contest on live tv!

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Flight Stimulator

 What if these guys actually fly the planes

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE1rE2vxUyM[/youtube]

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Weird News!

The divorce of Anton Popazov and his wife, Nataliya, is about to go through, but the couple are still contractually committed to the Moscow State Circus, where their act includes Nataliya’s shooting an apple off of Anton’s head with a crossbow. The Times of London asked Anton during a show in Sheffield, England, in February whether he was afraid. “I still trust her because Nataliya is very professional,” he said. “The show must go on”

How about that!! He better give her whatever she wants if he knows whats good for him!

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VW Terrorist Commercial

Check out this commercial by VW

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=vbcADoSz9bg&feature=related[/youtube]

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Who wants to be a Billionaire

Another superb Comedy Court Video…Enjoy

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-irLfwBP2OM[/youtube]

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