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The Receptionist

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

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Yesterday’s blog posting reminded me of something hillarious that happened in my previous company. I used to work in a large IT company before. The employee’s in this particular office used to support countries from this region. The funny thing was my colleagues used to joke about how the most powerful person in that office was the receptionist.

The receptionist would be the one that sends out emails to the whole organization saying things like ” Philippines team will be on holiday for 2 days beginning XX” , “Malaysia on closed for business for 3 days from xx” . It was like the receptionist was the gate keeper who decided who goes on leave when.

We all respected the one who gave us holidays till one day, we got this email : (more…)

28.05.2009 Humour No Comments

Human Resources

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

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There was this really funny posting on my friend, Niki’s blog about how a HR department received too much complains that employee’s were using way too much foul language in the office and some employee’s were offended by it. A stern warning was issued out to the employee’s with samples of how alternatives could be used when the foul language reaches the tip of your tongue :

Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f___ you’re doing.

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28.05.2009 Humour No Comments

Women A Better Financial Planners

Monday, May 18th, 2009

This is hillarious! I got this email from a friend and i had to share it! What you think? :)

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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.

‘I may look like just an ordinary man,’ he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million.’

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

18.05.2009 Humour 2 Comments

Special One TV

Friday, May 15th, 2009

The Special one has his own tv show :) I hope he comes back to the the English leagues, his comments, his style and management is a great to watch

There is more of the similar HERE

15.05.2009 Humour, TV No Comments

Open Letter : Smart Husband

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

happy-manThis is a hilarious email that i received from a friend that i had to share! Read BOTH the letters :)

Dear Husband:

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good.

I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.

These last two weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn’t notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.

You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don’t tell me you love me anymore, you don’t touch me or anything.

Either you’re cheating or you don’t love me anymore, what ever the case is, I’m gone.

P.S. If you’re trying to find me, don’t. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!

Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife

The Husbands Responce (more…)

29.04.2009 Humour No Comments

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